Sov's Crazy Ramblings

I was just asked by Lobster((Rethius)(Ret)) where the name sovhed came from… and let me tell you wow thats a story.. I think its a good idea that I tell you just so you arent wondering and I thought that it would make for an interesting, though maybe not funny read.

It all started one day when I got Battlefield 1942. I had been playing alone happily and decided I wanted to do something else, I downloaded Desert Combat.. at that stage it was in early development.. After a while I met someone called *S*G*Something (can’t remember the name now). They invited me to their clan and I thought “oh what the heck”

I joined, the day after the clan fell apart, not due to me or my choice but the clan leader got bored, as most of the small clans do.. I figured… okay whatever..

A few months later and I had Battlefield Vietnam, an awesome game… I was in operation irving and this asshole called “=SoV=DefineDeath” pwned my ass in an f4 Phantom, napalming me to death with my own plane.. We got talking and he invited me to join the clan he was in.. “Shadows of Vengeance” Cool name I thought, so stamped my name and signed, choosing the game name of  ”=SoV=hEaD_bUsTeR”. Lovely eh?

Over the next 2 and a half years I enjoyed =SoV= life, playing in clan matches, working my way slowly to near the top, eventually providing the teamspeak and game servers for the clan at the start of my hosting company. We saw our way through battlefield 2 and won many battles, but eventually when the release of Battlefield 2142 was nigh we decided enough was enough, we didn’t enjoy BF2142 and we could see that we wouldn’t be doing it for fun. We decided to go our own seperate ways with gaming, leaving the =SoV= clan in the dust of the past, a great era of gaming laid to rest.. a sad day.

Well as you can see, my name is from here, it changed slowly over time, evolved even. I started as “sovHead” in planeshift, then “SovHed” in numerous free games, then eventually WoW, leading us to the present day where my name is SovHed still… I may go by Ephirus on WoW but there is still SovHed inside me.

I purchased this domain about 3 years ago when I first took up the name SovHed and its stuck ever since.

Anyway that is the story of all about how my life got quick turned upside down and i just took a minute to sit right here, and tell you how I became the prince of …wait a minute…

Don’t you just hate getting your hair cut? Hmmm maybe not, but I do. Its probably deep mental scarring from having my mom cut it for years… however this last time she has really done it…

My hair looks… actually I’m going to steal Brittanni’s words.. I look like a monk :p seriously its as round and uniform as if I was wearing a nazi helmet… its not cool. In fact its nowhere near cool or hip or whiz or… whatever other odd words you use to describe hair looking good.

According to my personal team of experts it doesn’t look that bad, i myself have tried to avoid looking at it but when i have i have cringed and thought “I’ll wake up soon and have my hair back”.

I really do appreciate my mom’s help and attempting to cut my hair, I know its not a very easy thing to do, my hair especially, its light, sits differently every time you touch it and well its not very well kept I tend to just roll out of bed, shower and leave it however the water drains off it, it always comes back looking soft and fluffy but quite disorganised… I guess I should care for it some more and maybe brush it……. but that always seems like a lot of unneccessary work to me. I’ll take advice if you think i’m wrong… and might even change my ways…. *cough*

Yeah I look like a monk! No, no pictures…. unless you ask nicely…

I guess I will just wait until it re-grows, however long that might take, well actually I guess it won’t be too long, it grows fast out here because of all the sunlight and…positive….vitamins….shhh I know what i mean!

In other news my burnout of wow continues, I suffer from bordom while playing as my guild no longer runs nax or os25 so i cant gear my pally, (pugs always fail) and my priest is surplus to requirements in ulduar as there are lots of shitty other healers who get in because…. heck i dont know…

Ahh yes also I was annoyed in WoW, because my last 2 oracle eggs turned into a tickbird (fuckin suprised there) on ephirus and 3 aged yolk on kata.. Woopteedoo!

I guess it is time to come clean… I’m an e-rapist. I love staring at…wait a minute…. Wrong blog

Anywhoo…. 

I’m just blogging to say, I have recently met a wonderful girl, who has come in to my life and …. well we get along so well its rather odd. And. long story short, we’re going out.

Woah this blog was a massive fail of early morning blogging. I don’t see a single good sentance in here…

I’ll try again when I’m alive some more.

p.s. Yes that first part was a joke

Now this might come out sounding rather cruel, I assure you it isn’t meant to sound that way. But we provide millions of dollars of food/builing aid to these countries and they just soak it up. They don’t advance or even try to help themselves.

Whenever there is something on the TV about them, all you see them doing is sitting about with flies picking at them. Seriously, do something! Don’t have water? Dig a frickin well! There are enough of them, they pop a baby out every 9-10 months or so, I’m sure they have enough people to did a fucking well, Sure it might take a bit of work…. but its water

Farms? Sure they don’t have anything to plant… but if they only showed a bit of enthusiasm and started to get some land ready… then maybe someone might feel the slightest bit of empathy towards them.

All this food aid only tackles the problem at hand, not the root of it. If these charities would build something useful, schools dont help fuck. They’re stupid and don’t want to learn. If you really want to sustain them build a water treatment plant and some pipes, fresh water, Build them some buildings they are actually gonna use, maybe homes so they don’t live in mud huts.

Is it just me that thinks the world is throwing money away by helping these guys?

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I would just like to point out that I’m very happy with my penis. It is plenty big enough and spamming me constantly with ways to double size myself… is not terribly productive. So please cease.

Is forked

Well you probably heard about this a while ago, if you didn’t then i’m here to remind you about it!

It was actually a PDA, you know one of those things which does all sorts of crazy stuff, it wasn’t a particularly new one, from 2001 i think actually so it was the first of the PDA generation I guess. Anyway I guess I should be happy it lasted 7 years, sadly it had only been mine for 3 months.

It became mine when my dad realized he never used any of the features, in fact he didn’t call or even pick up the calls he got on it. So it was pretty much useless to him. So he let me take it after years of wanting the phone I had it! Woo i thought…

I gave my cool stylish Nokia 6680 to my mom as she had a shitty phone at the time, mine had a camera on it and well it was a nice thing to do. So my mom got my phone, my dad got my mom’s old one and I got the old PDA which pre-dated both of the phones by a couple of years at least, 5 actually.

I got the phone when Mike and Warren were over here and I wanted to show mike a PDF on it, I thought “Oh great I’ll load this up and away we’ll go”.

Yeah… it was a good idea, i found a free pdf viewer for it online which worked perfectly. I got it to mike, showed him the map, we were busy going through it when it locked up. froze entirely, couldn’t do jack… In the end had to reset the bastarding thing which wiped EVERYTHING, programs, texts, the lot. I wasn’t pleased…

A few crashes and restarts later I go to plug it into the base (thing to recharge and connect it to the pc with) when I noticed it didnt actually start charging.. On closer inspection a pin of the connected had come off and rendered the device un-re-charge-able [shit load of -s].

So now its sitting on the end of a desk in the lounge, laying looking longingly up at the cieling. [alliteration]

This now leaves me without a phone… for the past month, oh 2 months now actually.

I wonder how many calls I missed… I will check tomorrow and recieve a brilliant array of promotions from my phone company and not a single useful message or call. Actually I might have missed something from Kelate….but thats unlikely as she knew.. so no nothing

Speaking of which I have around 400 Billion different useless things that I won with the “SUPER FUCKOFF AMAZING LOLER DRAW!!!” or whatever the crap is they keep sending!

Well as you all know WOTLK  came our recently and I had it on pre-order. Of course, this being spain my order got stuck in customs and likely won’t ever get to me. So I have therefore purchased it online and will be playing it tomorrow as it is currently downloading. This is of course if my spanish internet doesn’t crap out like it has been this evening.

Anyway complaints aside, I’m not sure that I really should talk about my next topic, so I think I will omit that for now. Umm

A question you may be wondering: Do I plan these things?

If you have any reading skills you can probably tell that this is a resounding no and that all of my “good” bits or humor are made up entirely on the spot. In fact I’m not sure my humor comes across very well when it is written so I will attempt to make you laugh with the following. B=============D

Get it? ….Yup

I will be posting a first impressions on WoW:WOTLK in a day or 2 as I’m really excited and looking forward to it. I will probably include a few screenshots or interesting things depending on what I see and do. So until then I bid you all happy re-reading of my last posts.